| International Sales Manager | | Print | |
| Written by Steve Holt |
| Wednesday, 21 January 2009 13:55 |
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How did I become a world renowned International Sales Manager in the incredibly sexy world of High End Audio you may ask? Let me begin, I was born in 1968 into the Argentinean jungle tribe of the Querandí. My father, I never knew, as he was killed early in my life in an incident involving a Sloth and an overly ripe banana, the details of which are varied upon whom you ask. My mother remarried a Norwegian Sailor who moved us to his native country when I was four years old. Upon our arrival at the docks of Haugersand Norway, I was attacked by a break away anarchist faction of migrating Narwhal, who stole me away from my Mother and new Step Father. For many years they trained me in the black arts of the Narwhal. I was their eyes and ears on land and among the humans. To fund their underground operations they trained me extensively in electronics, technology, and explosive devices, to carry out their master plan.
In 1997 while trying to break into The Hague and retrieve documents vital to the Narwhal cause, I was struck on the head outside the building, when a large group of American’s on Bicycles came around the corner stoned out of their minds singing Jimmy Buffets, “Cheeseburger in Paradise” and hurled a Heineken mini keg at my face. Everything was fuzzy for the next couple of years. One day I came out of the fog. It was Dec. 1999 in Austin, Texas during a mid-night showing of the 1970’s Blacksploitation double feature “Super-Fly” and “Shaft” at the Alamo Draft House. It was like a flash of light went off in my brain, I could speak again, I could stand when I peed, and I was reborn! Taking the knowledge given me by the Narwhal, I started working at a stereo shop. I was successful in selling stereo gear by using high frequency mind control tactics taught to me by the Narwhal king himself. Since then, success has come easy but I stay away from the open ocean for fear of being kidnapped again. Today I live inland Central California, hopping across the globe with great regularity saving the world from bad sound. Steve Holt International Sales Manager Contact Steve Holt Steve's Company Website |